Clearly, I've been under a rock, because I either didn't know that we had this tag, or I forgot about it entirely.

My OpenOffice automatically fills in "thr" with "threesome" and "ple" with "pleasurably."

"I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning; if I were a girl I'd be pregnant a lot."

Sure, I could have weekends off, but then I'd miss some quality daytime television that enriches my mind and spirit.

They say that roosters do it with a doodle and cock.

I just watched movie #69.

Ok that lasted a really short time.

"Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon."

I wanted a hot dog, except I hate hot dogs, so I put an italian sausage inside a hot dog bun instead, and it was awesome.

It was back up for a little while, but I think it's dead again.